"once there was a llama and he was hungry.
he screamed for waffles.
the panda master says "We all are out".
he goes to the waffle kingdom, just to find that the king was kidnapped.
He swam through mountains, and climbed the mediumest oceans until he got to the great dragon rat who had kidnapped the king.
After fighting off the dragon rat, he found the king was dead. He returned to the kingdom, and found out he was next in the royal blood line, became king, and had waffles for the rest of his life."